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sex in the dark

07-Apr-2009

A couple had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on switching off the light.
After 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and said calmly:
"I'll explain the toy. You explain the kids."

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