How can you tell when a blond has been driving your car? There is lipstick on the steering wheel from her blowing the horn.
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved onto the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it-why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."
